My husband, whom I have been with since I was 15-years old, never ceases to surprise me with his wit and charm. Last night, he came out with one of the best one-liners I have ever heard! Here is the conversation. It took place at a Chinese Restaurant among our friends Johnny and Meaghan (age 10) ....
Meg: So which came first, Jodi, the chicken or the egg?
Jodi: The chicken of course. The chicken would have to lay the egg.
Meg: No, I think it is the egg. God made the egg first.
Jodi: Well, the egg would need the hen to keep it warm. So, the chicken came first.
Meg: Well, if God made the hen first, then he would have to make a rooster at the same time so that it could fertilize the egg.
Halis: NO, Not if it was an immaculate egg-seption!